There are a couple of things that I hate when I go to the opera, and unfortunately they always happen!!!!
1. Old ladies almost touching the ground under the weight of the jewellery shop they are wearing (did I say shop??? sorry I meant the whole Cristie's!!!!). Wake up "girls"!!! you;re nowhere near being pretty with all this glittering stuff around your neck; you are slow walkers anyway, now you almost melt on the pavement!!
2 So-called "artists" who wander with this feverish and "lively" expression in their eyes that my bro is calling "melancholic cow", facing the ceiling cause nothing less is good enough. Excuse me madam, but your nose is blocking my view!!!
3 Ladies (usually old) who have never been there before but only know 3 bars of THE most famous aria of the opera and they decide they can sing them along with the singer. If I had paid a ticket to hear you missy, you would have been 50 years younger and on stage! Not 3 rows behind me in the cheap area!!!
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